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Shitfaced Shakespeare Drunketh Review – Brighton Fringe 2013

It’s the final week of Brighton Fringe 2014 and Shitfaced Shakespeare are on the bill again this year –

Magnificent Bastard Productions present an entirely serious Shakespeare play with an entirely shit-faced cast member.

The question is – Dareth one attendeth the play again?

Here’s the review I wrote (whilst shitfaced) after last year’s show.

Too shit tyo get shitfaced enough for Shakespeare (written upon return home and published unedited) I had heard of this act early on and thought it had the potential to go either way. Scripted inerbriatiation bad. Genuine drunk as a lord, evil as Macbeth, good. Extra good if it went proper tits up, on stage and everything. In Shakespeares’s day the scirpt would be embellished by the amount of tankards one had dis quenchenched in thy hour of performancing. Althought pre-ibterigued as a on a whim mainly arts goer I wasn’t even sure wgich friend ahd experessed the dame curiosity anf interest to as feature in Brighton Festoval’s programme entitled @Shitfaced Shajkespeare’ The embarrassment of scripted out of it ness would be too muvh to bear. Like some sort of @who wants to be an othellioanaire. Pre warned  after a midday bath, at 2pm I agreed to go bujt thought to myself only thy right to get shitfaced too. Get with the programme. Else I might cringe at the pre rehearsed what dol people do when they are drunk type sjetccjesd. Hence I be gone pre told emcompance a couplet winettas. This was my main fear, scripted shitfacedness. Would the actors be genuinely drunk and it all turn to shit, or would they be slightly inebriated and looser, forgetful with their words leading to it completely turning to shit and brabdished as a load of shit. How would they gauges their intended level of shotfacedness? Pre tell? Give me a line, give me a line slurred Lysander. Well, having now witnessed the performance I can genuinely say I wsas rifgt there with Lysandaer, Demetrias is a twat and it must be fucking uncomfortable pretending to be sleep ed on ye stager floor. MEGA cool, I hearteth the hour behind the most unusual,  secret venue @ The Warren, like back stage Churchill Square crossed with council estate block. Mental.. Mazing what a yurt and fairy lights can do to festival up urban neck central. It was fuckin’ brilliant, swearing shapera id @How’s about that then’ more than @How do you as you like it. Whether guniunely pissed enough or not. After the show Lysanders fair maidens procured his rudimentary water and he admitted he didn’t say cunt as much as in |EDinvurgh. A diiferent member of the cast is drunk each night. I’d quite like to compare the comedy of errors that ensues. A Midsummer theobvious choice of mixed amourous intentuons. It lightened the shakesperaren foh, we lah de dahed at the nymophs attempts to stroken  with serious spouting bjt chuckled at the fuck it crack ups thatgave it brilliance. There were elements of she’s fucki brilliant toomany times, I twas constantly cracked me up. Whern Lysander went from forgetting his words tyo spouting off Louis/Helena’s the genuine shitfacedness shone through/ I chorkled too early, had to run off mid show for ther low pisswosair but was rifgt there with the programme and having met Lysander after the show would say it was a mid summer dreamt come true! Burp.Hiccup! Un-edited. Jaxx report backs. Over and out for the count. ess of Devonshire!! Magnificant Bastard Productions – http://boxoffice.brightonfringe.org/event.aspx?evId=5217 When: 4 May 19:30 £12 8-9 May 21:00 £10 (£8.50, £7.50 4 for 3) 6 May 21:00 £10 (£8.50, £7.50 4 for the price of 3) 10 May 21:00 £12 5 May 21:00 £12 (£10.50) 7 May 21:00 £12 (£6 2 for 1) [1hr] Venue: View a map The Warren – See more at: http://boxoffice.brightonfringe.org/event.aspx?evId=5217#sthash.sJNmzPxm.dpuf

Shifaced Shakespeare cast at Brighton Fringe 2013
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Smartdeco bring the beach to Birmingham and art off the wall at Spring Fair International

Smartdeco stand at Spring Fair 2013- Hall 6(6Q42) (5)
Life’s a beach art print deckchair by Jacqueline Hammond in the new product showcase at spring fair 2013 – Smart Deco was in Hall 6- Design Lab, Contemporary homeware and gifts – Spring Fair International 2013 at Birmingham NEC. For more info go to http://www.smartdeco-style.com. Buy online at http://jacquelinehammond.co.uk/site/index.php/smart-deco-collection/deckchairs.html

Earlier this month I exhibited at a well known trade show, Spring Fair International 2013 at Birmingham’s NEC. It took a lot of hard work to get to this stage, upon arrival to set up I was absolutely shattered, and yet slung on my paint splattered lab coat, quite enjoying the irony that the Smartdeco stand (6Q42) was located in the Design Lab – a new product showcase right next to the ‘Trend Bar’ in Hall 6 – Contemporary Gifts and Home. We were the last to leave the NEC(k) (as the French exhibiting contingent refer to our ‘Palais de exhibicion’. The reason being that I had decided I would paint a sunset beach scene on the actual stand, as the beach scene on the banner I’d ordered looked more like monsoon than summer season, it was so dark! Despite being given permission to work late we were still faffing over sand bags, yes sand bags, not handbags, bags filled with bags of sand, way after the curfew and had been given our final ‘warning’ by the Goodie Green Jacket on night shift. We left the  ‘few props short of a final scene’  stand on his command.   Given another ten minutes we’d have been ‘voila!’

smartdeco stand at spring fair

Smartdeco stand at Spring Fair 2013- Hall 6 (6Q42) - new contemporary homeware and gift range by British artist Jacqueline Hammond
Smartdeco stand at Spring Fair 2013- Hall 6 (6Q42) – new contemporary homeware and gift range by British artist Jacqueline Hammond

Smartdeco stand at Spring Fair 2013- Hall 6(6Q42) (2)

Smartdeco stand at Spring Fair 2013- Hall 6(6Q42) (3)

Smartdeco stand at Spring Fair 2013- Hall 6(6Q42) (6)

Smartdeco stand at Spring Fair 2013- Hall 6(6Q42) (7)

Smartdeco stand at Spring Fair 2013- Hall 6(6Q42) (9)

Smartdeco stand at Spring Fair 2013- Hall 6(6Q42) (10)

Smartdeco stand at Spring Fair 2013- Hall 6(6Q42) (11)

From Sunday kick off they streamed in to ‘The Neck’by the bus load and the I was exhilarated by the flood of gusto people had for the products I’d finally brought to market. It was fantastically full on, as busy as Brighton pier the amount of daytrippers we had, stopping to admire the view. The response to my work was fantastic and it was a pleasure to talk to lots of people after months sat at a computer screen! We received a great deal of interest in the Smartdeco range from visitors to the show and the Life’s a Beach Deckchair proved to be a real showstopper! We even brought some Brighton rock, buckets and spades an’ all! Hot!

Jacqueline Hammond’s Smartdeco range will be exhibited at Spring Fair International 2013, Europe’s leading home and gifts trade fair at the Birmingham NEC, 3-7th February 2013 - stand number 6Q42 in the Contemporary Gift & Home section.
Jacqueline Hammond’s Smartdeco range will be exhibited at Spring Fair International 2013, Europe’s leading home and gifts trade fair at the Birmingham NEC, 3-7th February 2013 – stand number 6Q42 in the Contemporary Gift & Home section.

See http://www.smartdeco-style.com for more information. All the products exhibited are available on my website http://www.jacquelinehammond.co.uk. Trade enquiries via orders@jacquelinehammond.co.uk

View the new ‘Smartdeco Collection – Spring 2013’ Catalogue right here:

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Dear Facebook, I’ve Just Peeled My Face Off

Thought I’d better write a Facebook post just to let everyone know that I’ve just peeled my face off! … ‘How can this be?’ they gasp into their keyboards. ‘Has she had ‘face off’ with someone today?’ Well I guess you could say the pores are open to negotiation, after this weeks skinful of situations and scenarios! But what I actually meant that I have just performed a deep cleansing face peel to extract the oil paint, dirt and grime. Remember friends, the world is just a great big onion!!

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'Doris' by Jacqueline Hammond
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Afternoon Wake Up Call

My afternoon kip was  interrupted by a phone call from someone who had seen my current seascape commission at the studio / gallery requesting to commission one for themselves. Indeed, “worth waking up for”, thanks for calling me on their behalf Linda Love Shack, you know who you are, you’re a star!!

Poppet Poppy Cushion by Jacqueline Hammond at http://www.smartdeco-style.com